Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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