Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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