we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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