so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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