1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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