and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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