How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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