grandma shit on top of the toilet
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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