BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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