He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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