that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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