Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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