how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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