You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i dont even know how to be here
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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