New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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