I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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