Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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