Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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