He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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