dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
3pm strippers are depressing
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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