Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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