Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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