I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I smell stomach acid.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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