They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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