they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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