My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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