Sry I called you an 8
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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