so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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