If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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