I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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