Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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