Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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