Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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