Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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