Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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