Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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