Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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