No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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