How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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