just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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