okay pat passed out under dana's car
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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