i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't deserve a penis
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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