She is in my trunk
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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