For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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