The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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