first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Dear god my vagina.
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