Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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