honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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