So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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