508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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