is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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