Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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